auronthas.jpg		Auronthas 6am in the morning after trying to dry out
			Copenhagen for beer. Check out those eyes. (What eyes?)

auronthas.klopf.jpg	Klopf getting ready to feed upon Auronthas. That is the
			only way for Klopf to get intoxicated. Beers are for
			wimps. Check out those teeth. (What hair?)

jake.auronthas.jpg	Jake getting ready to feed upon Auronthas. However
			Auronthas smiles gleefully since he can see that
			Jake has no teeth. (How much for the little girl?)

three.jpg		Two danes and a norwegian. Klopf is telling Auronthas
			how long his fangs are, while Jake has got his
			Nosferatu teeth back. Notice how happy Jake is about
			that. Auronthas is still smiling, but they always do
			that. (Not the middle finger Jake, the little finger)

two.jpg			Klopf and Jake are celebrating the feast in blood rush.
			Look at those fangs! (Nice veins Klopf, nice veins
			*drool*)

Group1.jpg		The heavy metal dudes (and dudette - hey where did
			the titties go?) Jake, Hawster, Dint and Tuborg.
			(Is this the new Bluesmobile or what?)

Group2.jpg		The say that the danes sometimes put on helmets
			and remember the good old Viking days. This is true.
			As you can see Jake has swedish ancestors. Per, Jake,
			Klopf, (Tom), Snif, Sral/Lars. (Hey there is an error
			in the formula, it is c squared not c).

Group3.jpg		As you can see Jake is part dane afterall (part some-
			thing else too, but I will certainly not get into
			that). Jake, Per, Klopf, Snif, Tom, Sral/Lars.
			(Yay, you got the fingers right this time, Jake).

Group4.jpg		Another ritual from the Viking days. Gee she gives
			good helmet. Tom, Klopf, Per.

Sorry have to run. We must get back to the funny farm before the notice we are
gone. Gone Gone Gone Goon Goof Garf Guf Gif Gaf Gryy Graa Fraa Flap.

Main characters:

E ..................... Very useful
Auronthas .............	Stig
Klopf ................. Goon
Goon ..................	Klopf (recursively)
Jake .................. Fake
Girl .................. Jesper
Sral .................. Lars
Snif .................. Survivor (Incognito)
Dint .................. Dain (Intuborg)

Pictures .............. Jesper, Stig, and Peter
Sound effects ......... Jesper and Peter (huh huh, kewl)
Smell effects .........	Jake's cat (I'll kill that cat)
The Mac Man ...........	Peter
Helmets supplied by ...	DIKU's FRaaD
Stunts by .............	Stig
Typos by .............. ispell
Jake's wardrobe .......	The salvation army
Jake's hairdresser .... None
Drinks (lots) ......... Tuborg
Food .................. Tuborg

Filmed entirely on location in Copenhagen (twice).

Any resemblance to real characters living or (un)dead is purely
coincidental. (NOT!)

Selected quotes:

  Stig: "Jeg skal ikke stoede ned den roede"

  Jake: "Watch out with that kind of beer, you'll get drunk"
  Stig: "So?" (Jake got so drunk that he can't remember saying this).

  Klopf: "Let me tell you about the houserules I play by."
  Ulrik: "No no, let me tell you about the houserules I play by."
  Stig and Jake look at eachother while shaking their heads in disbelief.